politically correct word changes.

king-
non-childbearing monarch

youngest princess-
most recently born childbearing pre-monarch

dance-
rhythmical movement of one non-childbearing biped and one childbearing biped

tree-
plant having a permanently woody main stem or trunk, ordinarily growing to a considerable height, and usually developing branches at some distance from the ground

eldest princess-
first born childbearing pre-monarch

goose-
large winged farm-foul

clown-
amusingly confident non-childbearing veteran of war
[[the entertaining non-childbearing make-upped and costumed biped ]]

sleeping-draught
concoction to encourage the behavior of closing the eyes and rejuvenating the mind

soldier
non-childbearing veteran of war

old woman-
time enhanced childbearing biped

handsome prince-
aesthetically pleasing non-childbearing pre-monarch